Yeah…this just happened…
<toss, turn, toss, turn, open eyes, look at clock>
2:00am? Really?
I’ll just turn over and go back to sleep.
<close eyes really tight, imagine sleep returning, fail>
Maybe I’ll just get up and see if anyone emailed me or posted something cool on Tumblr.
<crawl out of bed, walk six steps from bed to desk to find no email and no new posts, begin searching all other Internet sites for interesting posts>
I should try to sleep.
<walk the six steps back to the bed, crawl in>
And now I have to pee.
<crawl out of bed, walk fourteen steps from bed to bathroom turning on every light along the way>
Well, I guess I’m up now.
<return from bathroom, grab laptop, sit up in bed and manage to do an hour of work>
I guess I could turn off that sleep alarm on my phone.
<turn off alarm and mock myself for actually thinking I’d get up at 5>
I could go in later now since I got this work done.
<reset alarm to get up at 6>
I should tell Tumblr about this last hour or so of my life. The people will definitely want to know.
<write this post, notice clock now reads 3:13am, realize I’m insane>
