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Me:
I'd like to order some pie.
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Waiter:
Oh, okay. Apple Pie Shake? Pie a la mode?
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Me:
Just apple pie. But not heated. As cold as you can make it. And I'd like it to go.
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Friend:
<rolls eyes at me>
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Waiter:
Got it. <leaves table>
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Waiter:
The only two pies we have are heated. But I can give you a free slice.
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Me:
<thinking that my life is pretty awesome and that I also have a fridge at work that can chill the pie to perfection> Well, I can put that in the fridge so that's fine.
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Waiter:
<returns with pie in to go package> I'm just gonna leave the bill as is.
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Me:
Awesome, thanks!
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Waiter:
<leaves>
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Me:
Free pie!
