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Me (upstairs in bed with pneumonia):
**hears doorbell ring; wishes it wouldn't ring again; hears it ring again**
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Me:
**crawls out of bed, walks downstairs and opens door while coughing**
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Me:
**sees man in AT&T polo shirt; glares through safety door and wishes pain on all of AT&T**
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Me:
Can I help you?
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AT&T Pawn:
Yeah, we're just checking to see if your service is okay, Sara Somebody.
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Me:
I think you have the wrong house.
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Him:
Oh, that must have been the prior account. Do you have AT&T?
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Me:
No. **thinking he should know this if he's a real AT&T rep; suspicious**
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Him:
Comcast?
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Me:
Uh huh.
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Him:
Well, we've been talking to your neighbors and many of them are upset about the rising cost...
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Me:
Ya know, I'm home with pneumonia and really can't stand here chatting about this. **coughs**
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Him:
Oh, well, uh...
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Me:
**closes door**
